Monday, February 2, 2009

This Blog is Gay...

...and so are YOU!* That's the shocking message from the people at Love God's Way Ministries. The Ministry's "leader", Donnie Davies, has compiled a list of acts peddling gay music that parents are to forbid their children from listening to. They even go so far as to encourage parents to burn the cds of children found to be listening to such music. You only have to listen to three of the mentioned artists to be gay, so according to these loons, I am gay by the sixth entry on their ridiculous list. Entries include Radiohead, Fleet Foxes, Sigur Ros(nudists) and Arcade Fire. Morrissey is "questionable", The Cure are flaming for wearing make-up and Britney Spears kissed Madonna(earth-ending stuff). I have no qualms, however, with the inclusion of The Village People, Boy George, The Queers and one of the people I like least in the world, Lindsey Lohan. I have to wonder if it was really necessary to include "really gay" in brackets beside Elton John on their forbidden list. Check your gay rating at the full list here. It makes for funny reading.


*You are clearly, however, an individual with impeccable taste in music, blogs and whatever sexual preference you dam-well want.

2 comments:

  1. Ha ha! I am clearly a flamer then. That is literally all the bands they could think of!

    ...Coldplay are a bit gay though.

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  2. Aw I feel bad for saying that now, sorry Coldplay.

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