Thursday, July 24, 2008

AxisWatch: "Screw you USA," say Dmitri and Hugo


We all know the Evil ones' favourite secret recipes for world domination include oil, weapons and Cuban doctors. So when the lads get together for a party and Fidel can't come play, you can guess the outcome. Yup, Hugo headed to Moscow, got tanked on Vodka (see photo, our Dmitri is hammered), and signed some oil deals between Russian firms and the Venezuelan state oil firm. While there, they of course also signed an arms deal for poor Hugo, to "guarantee the sovereignty of Venezuela which is being threatened by the United States". They also heralded the now-cliched "era of closer relations". Go on the lads!

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